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meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

ultrafacts:

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they set their letter to deliver on my 19th birthday

julystorms:

amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt


THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 




hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

It’S BACK

julystorms:

amoying:

strawberro:

strawberro:

strawberro:

owlsegg:

the-ackerman-queen:

strawberro:

LOOK WHAT MY CHEM TEACHER PUT ON MY TEST

Suuuuuuure. 

NO TEACHER WRITES LIKE THAt

THIS IS MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER NOW STOP CALLING BS 

hes showing this post to all his classes now

tell your chem teacher to change his theme

It’S BACK

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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prehistoric-birds:

thinkin about my followers

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sexdosis:

can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks

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asian: