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whatsakrabbypatty:

thanks mom

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

the-p-in-stump:

Pete Wentz meets his doppelganger (x

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY

theludicrousrival:

fireprobie:

Germany, what is this?

It’s a police transformer, bruh.

theludicrousrival:

fireprobie:

Germany, what is this?

It’s a police transformer, bruh.

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

twoquarters-and-aheartdown:

fall out boy is the type of music you play so loud you cant hear yourself crying until you stop and start singing along instead

cuteys:

OLAF

"

HIGH SCHOOL

This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

"

- HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

hersapphicexcellence:

hersapphicexcellence:

It’s 4/14/14

It’s an ABAB pattern
It’s a palindrome
If you add the digits it adds to 14

This makes me so happy