sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

seinfelcl:

“swiggity swa-” *gunshots*

six men I would be friends with given the chance

tren-za-lore:

omnomnomrainbows:

lady-annabeth-crowley:

1. Misha Collins

2. Daniel Radcliffe

3. Martin Freeman

4. Oliver and James Phelps

5. Robert Downey Jr.

that was only 5 and it’s bothering me

oliver phelps is a different person from james phelps

seeing 12-year-olds making out in public

dontknowwhatimdoing-misuuki:

fasterfood:

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

cormbread:

buttermilkqueen:

girl you are

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed