16 shades of beach - samples of sand taken from 16 different beaches on the Isles of Lewis and Harris.
^ the right way to let somebody down easy.
I was born at an incredibly young age
i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
“swiggity swa-” *gunshots*
six men I would be friends with given the chance
1. Misha Collins
2. Daniel Radcliffe
3. Martin Freeman
4. Oliver and James Phelps
5. Robert Downey Jr.
that was only 5 and it’s bothering me
oliver phelps is a different person from james phelps
seeing 12-year-olds making out in public
shit they are playing hardball now
*spits drink out abruptly* MOTHER OF SHIT DID I JUST SEE.
The look on Ron’s face.
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed